You just Lost the Game

Last night I got a half hour sleep.

Cuz i procrastinated. If there was a medal for procrastination, I think i win top prize.

Generally, I’m a total freak when it comes to procrastinating. So it came as no surprise when, last night (or this morning for you nitpickers), i had to start my history homework. and my english homework. and Computer Science. and spanish. and math. Hey, that looks like a lot of homework. Yeah, it is! Thank you for noticing. What subjects did I not have homework in? Um, Physical Education. yeeeeeaaahh….

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‘So. What time did you go to sleep? 5:00 you say. What time did you wake up? 5:30?! You sir, are absolutely crazy.’

Thank you. I work very hard at maintaining my reputation as freakin bat-feces insane.

Fact of the matter is, I couldn’t really go back to sleep, because I forgot to set my iPod back to 6:30ish or 6:45ish. I don’t really remember why i set it up to 5:30 in the first place, but it musta been important to blast me out of bed.

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So, let’s talk about random stuff. Not like modern stuff that affects everyone ever, like a certain enormicle iPod Touch *SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING**buy me an iPad**SUBLIMINALMESSAGING*. No, I am talking about life. the universe. and everything. not really. i lied. don’t judge me. I have issues. magazine issues. of popular science. also brain issues. probably. i dunno. self diagnosed.

You know, i actually had something decent to talk about when i said “let’s talk about random stuff.” but i forgot it cuz i was attempting to look at my spanish homework at the same time. Me alegro de que no tengamos un examen de español mañana. OH DUDE! THAT TOTALLY MADE SENSE! even though that’s actually the answer to number 2 on the worksheet that i am currently doing.

In other news, I would like to learn how to cook. That seems very fun. Someone come over here and teach me please. :D

Seriously cooking looks super fun. And delicious. at the same time. OM NOM NOM.

OH and I had a very interesting dream on saturday. I dont remember all the details, but i was talking with my buddys when i realized i was wearing a bra that was slowly constricting itself stronger and stronger and i could not unhook it. I attempted to get out, but my newly formed boobs kept getting in the way. Then someone started to attempt to rape me. I ran screaming, and so did the rapist, claiming she was related to me. then i woke up.

I went to sleep at 5:00 that day. Woke up at 7:00. exactly.

Strangely, the dream was oddly specific to things I was exposed to throughout the day. I think only 3 people know what the butt i’m talking about, and i’m pretty sure they don’t read this blog, so i’m safe. I think.

Seriously, someone teach me how to cook.